have you considered asking Brian if he would drive 200 miles and prep your car for winter...?
No, but I'm more than happy to cross his palm with a bottle or two of Port if he'd do so
To continue with the previous Proclaimers theme, in honour of King of Detail aka Brian, and to cheer up lonely Popeye and Sven, here's a little AOC/winter prep inspired ditty:
"When I detail, well, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who shines your car for you
When I go out, yeah, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who buffs your car for you.
But I would drive 500 miles
And I would drive 500 more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To clean your Abarth at your door
Da lat da (da lat da), da lat da (da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle in-diddle dun-diddle uh da-da"
feel free to join in a hearty AOC sing-a-long